Good Girlfriend Cinnamon Rolls

I’m a really good girlfriend. Okay, I’m a really good girlfriend like, 96% of the time… okay, 93%. To make up for the 7% that stands between me and girlfriend perfection, sometimes I feel obliged to do extra nice things to solidify my status as a “cool” girlfriend who feeds my boyfriend well and never complains only complains a little when my boyfriend plays video games all day. In honor of National “I Should Be A Good Girlfriend” Day (yes, I made it up) I hereby promise to make delicious food and only say, “Pay attention to me!” no more than two times today. Progress!

Good Girlfriend Cinnamon Rolls

Cinnamon Rolls from The Pioneer Woman
Vanilla Cream Glaze from How Sweet Eats

 

Cinnamon Rolls

  • 1 quart Whole Milk
  • 1 cup Vegetable Oil
  • 1 cup Sugar
  • 2 packages Active Dry Yeast
  • 8 cups (Plus 1 Cup Extra, Separated) All-purpose Flour
  • 1 teaspoon (heaping) Baking Powder
  • 1 teaspoon (scant) Baking Soda
  • 1 Tablespoon (heaping) Salt
  • Plenty Of Melted Butter
  • 2 cups Sugar
  • Generous Sprinkling Of Cinnamon
  1. Mix the milk, vegetable oil and sugar in a pan. Scald the mixture (heat until just before the boiling point). Turn off heat and leave to cool 45 minutes to 1 hour. When the mixture is lukewarm to warm, but NOT hot, sprinkle in both packages of Active Dry Yeast. Let this sit for a minute. Then add 8 cups of all-purpose flour. Stir mixture together. Cover and let rise for at least an hour.
  2. After rising for at least an hour, add 1 more cup of flour, the baking powder, baking soda and salt. Stir mixture together. (At this point, you could cover the dough and put it in the fridge until you need it – overnight or even a day or two, if necessary. Just keep your eye on it and if it starts to overflow out of the pan, just punch it down).
  3. When ready to prepare rolls: Sprinkle rolling surface generously with flour. Take half the dough and form a rough rectangle. Then roll the dough thin, maintaining a general rectangular shape. Drizzle 1/2 to 1 cup melted butter over the dough. Now sprinkle 1 cup of sugar over the butter followed by a generous sprinkling of cinnamon.
  4. Now, starting at the opposite end, begin rolling the dough in a neat line toward you. Keep the roll relatively tight as you go. Next, pinch the seam of the roll to seal it.
  5. Spread 1 tablespoon of melted butter in a seven inch round foil cake or pie pan. Then begin cutting the rolls approximately ¾ to 1 inch thick and laying them in the buttered pans.
  6. Repeat this process with the other half of the dough. Let the rolls rise for 20 to 30 minutes, then bake at 400 degrees (see note below) until light golden brown, about 15 to 18 minutes.

Vanilla Cream Glaze

  • 1 heaping cup of powdered sugar
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 1/4 cup heavy cream
  • 2 1/2 tablespoons milk
  1. Add sugar to bowl and stir in heavy cream and vanilla until mixture resembles a thick batter. Add milk one tablespoon at a time, stirring until smooth – about 3-5 full minutes. Mixture may look lumpy at first but just continue to stir and it will come together.
  2. Pour over hot cinnamon rolls.

Does it take me back down to 93% if I post this on the internet?

Yeah… more like 83%.

*Edit*

Due to protests from Steve, I would like issue a retraction. He does not, in fact, play video games all day. I was simply stating that if he did decide to do that he would hear no complaints from me today. Also, his ears don’t really look like that.

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