Weight Loss 101

Want to know the secret to quick weight loss?

Get all four of your wisdom teeth pulled out.


Damn, I’m sexy.

I expect to look like a supermodel when the week is done. Now pass me my Vicodin!

7 thoughts on “Weight Loss 101

  1. Ouchies – I had mine taken out three years ago. I looked like a puffed up hamster w/ bruises on my jaws (from stretching my mouth out lol). I had loritab, though, and it made me EMOTIONAL, as in I started crying while watching Everyday Italian…I guess the pasta was THAT beautiful haha! Have the BF fix ya lots of applesauce πŸ˜‰

  2. aw, I see Bubba behind you!! πŸ™‚ in high school my friend had jaw surgery which resulted in her mouth being wired shut… I used to push mini peanut butter cups in between the wires for her πŸ™‚

    feel better soon!

  3. Aww. getting the wisdom teeth out is the WORST! Don’t worry though, it really does only last a week. I lived on chocolate pudding and the mini oyster crackers for soup. Watch lots of movies and feel better!

  4. omg, I had a HORRIBLE experience getting my tonsils removed (i had them out when I was 20, which I guess is a much more difficult procedure than if i’d had them out as a kid). I totally have a pic of my mouth all gauzed up (bloody gauze, at that) and blood/drool dribbled down the front of my shirt when I got home because I passed out from the pain meds and just laid there drooling on myself. Can’t top that. : )

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