There once was a girl who got her wisdom teeth out.
Her recovery didn’t go according to plan.
Even 6 days post-op, she still couldn’t eat solid food. She was very hungry.
She had watched more TV than any one person should.
She desperately wanted to get better, but it seemed like she never would.
She resigned herself to 2 more days of sitting in front of the TV on the brink of death.
On the bright side, she was looking thin like a supermodel.