This is my ode to Slimfast, in form of a non-rhyming poem. Can you tell that I am getting extremely bored and hungry?
Your flavors are few
Chocolate, Vanilla, Strawberry
How do I choose?
I would eat you for every meal
But not by choice
For I would rather have a bagel
Some say that you taste just like milk
I think I can agree
But you know what else tastes like milk?
Oh wait, they taste like bagels
I would like to eat some, please
Slimfast, we met for breakfast
Again for lunch
Probably for dinner
Get out of my belly
And bring me a bagel
I see promise for someone becoming the next Walt Whitman.